Comments on: Small Penis, Big Belly

By: sexwars

sexwars — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 22:34:17 +0000

sad true;/

By: Ann

Ann — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 05:58:36 +0000

I think a man’s penis any size shouldn’t matter. But, I prefer a small penis over a large one because it’s simple and not so large. I enjoy a man better without so much thrust. The thrust of a man penis tha he considers small I consider perfect…

By: Nick

Nick — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:07:55 +0000

Personally, I think “Mr. CockRain” would have been better.

And he stole that quote from Woody Allen!

By: Ray

Ray — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 19:04:32 +0000

Ryan, you’ve committed the cardinal sin: you’ve been vulgar without being clever.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:55:50 +0000

i have the same problem as you. im a chubby man with a 6inch hard penis. but that dosent stop me wanking it hard everyday does it? and my boyfriend still takes it up his ass. mate penis size does not matter. its how you use it. so go get your self a night out and fuck like there’s no tomorrow! :) xx

By: Ray

Ray — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:06:34 +0000

My dear Mr. COCKrane,

I think that latter thing may be the best thing I’ve heard all day — and that’s saying a lot, considering the day I’ve had.

Thank you for dropping by.

By: Dave Cochrane

Dave Cochrane — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:58:01 +0000

Absolutely. There’s a phrase I’ve heard which goes something like “The most important sexual organ is the brain.”
Granted that’s easy for me to say, given that I’m hung like a horse (I empathise with you, Ray). But all the same, there is certainly wisdom in that saying.

And remember: sex doesn’t have to be dirty. But it can be, if it’s done right.

By: Ray

Ray — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:00:28 +0000

I don’t know, Gary. First you’ll have to tell me what “Cunnilinguous” is.

By: Gary

Gary — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:52:51 +0000

So this is what it’s come to, Harvey? Cunnilinguous and Cock Pumps?

By: BedazzledCrone

BedazzledCrone — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:18:08 +0000

my morning laugh!!

good advice, Ray, it’s all about the journey

If I may offer some more advice for Dick Weed from the great Etta James: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh4v1-QcAzE&feature=fvw or how about from Aretha: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0XAI-PFQcA&feature=related

Mind you, if Dick Weed is only looking for is a little “slam, bam, thank you Ma’am” on the road, none of our advice will do any good, small penis or not. Maybe he just wants to emulate the Fireman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSrDf86hxeo