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  • Dave Zoby

    August 7, 2014

    Would you actually use the pocket or is it there as some sort of statement, political, sexual, or otherwise? I deal almost exclusively in metaphor, as you well know, but this has me perplexed.

  • Ray

    August 8, 2014

    The metaphor goes too deep. You wouldn’t get it.

    Stick to Kid Rock.

  • Dave Zoby

    August 14, 2014


    What’s the deal with sending me and my lady friend to Okole Maluna? God damn it! I knew I was fucked when I saw Spam on the appetizer offerings. You know how I roll. What about me says to you that I would enjoy this run-down, mutherfucking fraudulent joint? Coconut shrimp, fried calamari, ersatz Island music? Who the fuck do you think I am? I’m a published author god damn it. My special lady is an MD. Do you think she liked Okole Maluna? Fuck no. I’m lucky she’s talking to me.

    For my entree I didn’t know what to do. I thought about the pineapple glaze pork shank, but I said, fuck that. I ordered the Furikake Ahi. What a disaster. Why would anyone fry yellow fin or put batter on it, for fuck’s sake? The wasabi sauce was somebody’s (your?) idea of a joke. She ordered the Loco Moco, thinking that it was fish. But it was sausage and gravy. I can’t begin to tell you what a cluster it was when that shit arrived, steaming meatly on the platter, glistening, burping in its own fluid.

    I don’t know what to say. I really don’t. It’s as if you are trying to destroy me because I won the best sentence prize, and came close last year. You were once known for your word. What happened?

  • Ray

    August 15, 2014

    I think you’re Loco Moco, motherfucker.

    My word is golden.

  • Micky

    August 19, 2014

    Good thing Dave missed the Balut.
    I’ve lived here in Hi for 50 years and I wouldnt grace a Loco
    Moco with a pile of corn laced shit.
    Dog taste like pork.

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