{"id":2834,"date":"2013-03-04T15:34:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T22:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rayharvey.org\/?p=2834"},"modified":"2013-03-04T15:37:33","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T22:37:33","slug":"kevin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/2013\/03\/kevin\/","title":{"rendered":"Kevin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/br><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/journalpulp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Unknown.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/journalpulp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/Unknown.jpg\" alt=\"Unknown\" width=\"178\" height=\"178\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2572\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/br><br \/>\n<\/br><\/p>\n<p>My name is Kevin. I&#8217;m Kevin Mathew Haas.<br \/>\nMy last name does not rhyme with moss.<br \/>\nIt does not rhyme with floss.<br \/>\nTo say so makes me cross.<br \/>\nMany regard me as the motherfucking boss.<br \/>\nI enjoy a little of the sauce.<br \/>\nIn fact, my last name &#8212; Haas &#8212;<br \/>\nrhymes with gauze.<br \/>\n(This should give you pause.)<br \/>\nIt also rhymes with laws.<br \/>\nI, Kevin Mathew Haas,<br \/>\nliked The Wizard of Oz<br \/>\nbut did not particularly care for Jaws,<br \/>\nwhich I saw when I was seven.<br \/>\nMy name is Kevin.<br \/>\n<\/br><br \/>\n<i>Editors note: the preceding was a poem I wrote about my co-worker Kevin &#8212; the Bob Ross of bartending, the Meatloaf of mixology, the William Shakespeare of sauce-slinging, the Kenny Chesney of the craft cocktail.<\/i><br \/>\n<\/br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My name is Kevin. I&#8217;m Kevin Mathew Haas. My last name does not rhyme with moss. It does not rhyme with floss. To say so makes me cross. Many regard me as the motherfucking boss. I enjoy a little of the sauce. In fact, my last name &#8212; Haas &#8212; rhymes with gauze. (This should &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/2013\/03\/kevin\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kevin&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1209],"tags":[2644,666,2260],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2834"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}