{"id":2942,"date":"2013-11-13T18:30:50","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T01:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rayharvey.org\/?p=2942"},"modified":"2013-11-13T23:49:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T06:49:40","slug":"bleach-haired-honkey-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rayharvey.org\/index.php\/2013\/11\/bleach-haired-honkey-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Bleach-Haired Honkey Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am, as many of you know, a writer<\/a> by day and a bartender<\/a> by night — and yet, as many of you may not know, I’m not merely<\/i> a bartender by night: I’m also a very passionate<\/a> man. <\/p>\n

As such, the creative spirit I strive to pour into my literature occasionally spills over into my work as a cocktologist, so that every once in a while, when I’m lucky, one of those cocktails will, if I may say so, transcend the quotidian and fall squarely within the precincts of the eternal. The Bleach-Haired Honkey Bitch (2 parts Tito’s vodka, 3 parts Tang) is, I believe, just such a cocktail — and evidently I’m not the only one who feels this way. <\/p>\n

The following photo was recently emailed to me: <\/p>\n

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\nIn case you can’t quite make it out, that’s a T-shirt I had made which says: <\/p>\n

ACE GILLETT’S: CHANGING LIVES, ONE BLEACH-HAIRED HONKEY BITCH AT A TIME<\/b><\/p>\n

To whoever you are out there, staring philosophically across the eternal surf and the beautiful San Francisco Bay, thank you.<\/i> You’ve touched my heart. <\/p>\n

Thank you for wearing my Bleach-Haired Honkey Bitch shirt, and thank you even more for enjoying<\/em> the Bleach-Haired Honkey Bitch cocktail. You are very clearly a woman of a rare and sophisticated palate.
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I am, as many of you know, a writer by day and a bartender by night — and yet, as many of you may not know, I’m not merely a bartender by night: I’m also a very passionate man. As such, the creative spirit I strive to pour into my literature occasionally spills over into … <\/p>\n

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