Obama: Folks Faint All The Time At My Events

March 7th, 2012 — 1:46pm

Everyone, including cult-leader Barack Obama, knows that frequent fainting are common when you’re a brainless follower.

Here’s what Barack said about it just today while speaking in North Carolina:

“Looks like somebody might’ve fainted up here, have we got . . . Somebody . . . EMS . . . Somebody . . Don’t worry about it: Folks do this all the time in my meetings,” Obama said. “You always got to eat before you stand for a long time–that’s a little tip. They’ll be OK, just make sure–give them a little room.




Uh-huh. It’s not always easy being cheesy, eh, Barack?

Hat tip Daniel Halper.

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2 Responses to “Obama: Folks Faint All The Time At My Events

  1. ScummyD

    Hunh. Guess I was wrong. They’re still enthralled. I had just posted this update on Facebook earlier today:

    Oh the sweet irony! The One, hallelujah praise be to Obama, was immaculated amidst throngs of hysterical sycophants acting like infatuated groupies at a rock concert. But now, the thrill is gone, baby. It was hilarious to see BB King perform “The Thrill is Gone” a few weeks ago at the White House for Obama! LMFAO!!! What better theme song for a deflated presidency?! No more are people fainting in the crowd when The One gives a speech, no more are they raving and screaming and crying like little school girls after the Beatles. The thrill is gone!

  2. Ray

    The thrill is gone
    for all but the hangers-on.

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