A Bartender Responds to Barack Obama’s “If-You’re-a-Bartender” Comment
11 Replies to “A Bartender Responds to Barack Obama’s “If-You’re-a-Bartender” Comment”
Uncle Ray, you are by far the BEST bartender, EVER!
Excuse me, I meant cocktologist!
Sweet, sweet Delaine. What a pleasant surprise to see you here, niece. I can’t even tell you. I don’t know exactly how you found me, but I’m glad you did.
Thank you for your comments and thank you most especially for referring to me as a cocktologist. Please give my love to everyone.
Do you find yourself getting increasingly lucky since using the term “cocktologist” ?
No, friend, unfortunately I do not. It’s the same old, same old.
Yours truly,
The Unlucky Cocktologist
I have an idea for a cocktail you can take to the market.
It involves the shot glass being shot out of a woman, an attractive one.
I’ll leave you to finish the recipe.
Merry Christmas ole friend and have a most excellent New Year.
Likewise, Micky!
In the new year, I’ll work on finding a vagina or anus that can consistently eject a shot glass.
No longer will we be subjected to only sugar or salt on our rims.
Whoa ! Kinda slow here.
I’m going to launch you some traffic bro.
If that’s alright.
Wont be the Ration Reality posse, unless thats what you want.
I get in where I fit in. I’m not overly particular. The reason it’s slow is that I’ve been inactive here. But I haven’t been idle. As a matter of fact, I’m going to give this website a facelift and get things going again.
Be patient with me, my brother. Meanwhile, send me any traffic you can drum up.
Ration Reality — I actively miss that website. I was just thinking of it earlier today, in fact. It was one-of-a-kind. Have you ever heard what became of Bagel?
I spoke with Soylent Ape about a year ago. He gave the impression all is well with him and his honey Bagel.
She had me worried for a while.
Ray, just because you’re not here in person doesnt mean folks dont have some great reading.
I’m constantly referring to and pilfering your archives when I’m too stupid or lazy to make myself clear at other venues.
Uncle Ray, you are by far the BEST bartender, EVER!
Excuse me, I meant cocktologist!
Sweet, sweet Delaine. What a pleasant surprise to see you here, niece. I can’t even tell you. I don’t know exactly how you found me, but I’m glad you did.
Thank you for your comments and thank you most especially for referring to me as a cocktologist. Please give my love to everyone.
Do you find yourself getting increasingly lucky since using the term “cocktologist” ?
No, friend, unfortunately I do not. It’s the same old, same old.
Yours truly,
The Unlucky Cocktologist
I have an idea for a cocktail you can take to the market.
It involves the shot glass being shot out of a woman, an attractive one.
I’ll leave you to finish the recipe.
Merry Christmas ole friend and have a most excellent New Year.
Likewise, Micky!
In the new year, I’ll work on finding a vagina or anus that can consistently eject a shot glass.
No longer will we be subjected to only sugar or salt on our rims.
Whoa ! Kinda slow here.
I’m going to launch you some traffic bro.
If that’s alright.
Wont be the Ration Reality posse, unless thats what you want.
I get in where I fit in. I’m not overly particular. The reason it’s slow is that I’ve been inactive here. But I haven’t been idle. As a matter of fact, I’m going to give this website a facelift and get things going again.
Be patient with me, my brother. Meanwhile, send me any traffic you can drum up.
Ration Reality — I actively miss that website. I was just thinking of it earlier today, in fact. It was one-of-a-kind. Have you ever heard what became of Bagel?
I spoke with Soylent Ape about a year ago. He gave the impression all is well with him and his honey Bagel.
She had me worried for a while.
Ray, just because you’re not here in person doesnt mean folks dont have some great reading.
I’m constantly referring to and pilfering your archives when I’m too stupid or lazy to make myself clear at other venues.