A Bartender Responds to Barack Obama’s “If-You’re-a-Bartender” Comment







11 Comments

  • Delaine

    December 14, 2013

    Uncle Ray, you are by far the BEST bartender, EVER!

  • Delaine

    December 14, 2013

    Excuse me, I meant cocktologist!

  • Ray

    December 14, 2013

    Sweet, sweet Delaine. What a pleasant surprise to see you here, niece. I can’t even tell you. I don’t know exactly how you found me, but I’m glad you did.

    Thank you for your comments and thank you most especially for referring to me as a cocktologist. Please give my love to everyone.

  • Micky

    December 15, 2013

    Do you find yourself getting increasingly lucky since using the term “cocktologist” ?

  • Ray

    December 16, 2013

    No, friend, unfortunately I do not. It’s the same old, same old.

    Yours truly,

    The Unlucky Cocktologist

  • Micky

    December 24, 2013

    I have an idea for a cocktail you can take to the market.
    It involves the shot glass being shot out of a woman, an attractive one.
    I’ll leave you to finish the recipe.

    Merry Christmas ole friend and have a most excellent New Year.

  • Ray

    December 24, 2013

    Likewise, Micky!

    In the new year, I’ll work on finding a vagina or anus that can consistently eject a shot glass.

  • Micky

    December 24, 2013

    No longer will we be subjected to only sugar or salt on our rims.

  • Micky

    January 15, 2014

    Whoa ! Kinda slow here.
    I’m going to launch you some traffic bro.
    If that’s alright.
    Wont be the Ration Reality posse, unless thats what you want.

  • Ray

    January 15, 2014

    I get in where I fit in. I’m not overly particular. The reason it’s slow is that I’ve been inactive here. But I haven’t been idle. As a matter of fact, I’m going to give this website a facelift and get things going again.

    Be patient with me, my brother. Meanwhile, send me any traffic you can drum up.

    Ration Reality — I actively miss that website. I was just thinking of it earlier today, in fact. It was one-of-a-kind. Have you ever heard what became of Bagel?

  • Micky

    January 16, 2014

    I spoke with Soylent Ape about a year ago. He gave the impression all is well with him and his honey Bagel.
    She had me worried for a while.
    Ray, just because you’re not here in person doesnt mean folks dont have some great reading.
    I’m constantly referring to and pilfering your archives when I’m too stupid or lazy to make myself clear at other venues.

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