How to Make the Perfect Gin Martini

The Perfect Gin Martini:

This is Part 8 in our Putting-the-Cock-Back-in-Cocktail series:

Don’t forget to watch the Carpet-Licker and the Cosmo.

And Getting Numb with Rum


  • Dave Zoby

    August 14, 2014


    I liked the gin video, but I’m still fuming about you sending me to the Hawaiian restaurant, Okole Maluna, which as far as I can tell, translates to “go fuck yourself.” See my notes under your fashion section.

    I seem to remember that British faggot Jame Bond drinking Vesper Martinis, right in the scene where he seduces the Russian jet pilot. Am I right? Tell me I’m right. Octopussy, right?

  • Ray

    August 15, 2014

    No, it was this one, I believe.

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