Here, at last, is Episode 1 of the long-awaited Book of Dog:
Thank you for watching.
Should it be “Book of the Dog?”
And all of this blathering about nothing? Why don’t you eat something? A milkbone, perhaps, a sammy, some kale with tuna water drizzled over? You could do, as I have seen my dog do, chase the empty can around your kitchen floor with your tongue.
“Strangeness of your nomenclature…” give me a break.That last line was written as if Robert Bly had never lived. For gods sakes man, give in to the real world. It’s there for the taking, for christs sake. What happened to you?
It sounds as though you’ve been reading John Gardner again.
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