Best First Sentence Contest: Winner Announced

It was another exceptional contest. Read the best entries and find out who won.

Ray: With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Friends: That is a very good tip especially to those fresh to the blogosphere. Simple but very precise information…...
Ray: Or are you just going to drop your grenades and leave?
Ray: Hey, Tillman, I’m waiting …
Ray: Thank you for the substantive comment, Tillman! It was so kind and thought-provoking, to say nothing of...
Tillman: You libertarians are so out of touch it’s pathetic.
Ray: This is Father Harvey.
Scott: Well stated, Frank. Father Harvey, indeed. AG? “Best church ever!” – C. Hitchens