34 Replies to “Putting The Cock Back In Cocktail”

  1. Di-zam, yo! You muddled the hell out of that douchebag!

    And what have you done to the site? It’s anarchy around here!

  2. No need to be alarmed, Nicky. Just some minor modifications and revamping — no muddling the hell out of this particular douchebag.

    Becca, my dear, a drink sounds like an epic idea.

    Great article, by the bye.

  3. Hey, is the former “antisocialist”?
    Its Micky, if it is you, I hope you’re still not angry with me.

  4. Hey, is the former “antisocialist”?
    Its Micky, if it is you, I hope you’re still not angry with me.
    Have missed your work dearly

  5. Ray, this douchebag prefers La Bomb! You make your work look good my friend. Thanks for posting the video. I’ll be down for a drink soon.

  6. Hi Lorne! I think truer words were never spoken than the first part of your sentence, but Eastwood?
    Are you kidding me?

  7. I’m so happy to of come across you again. I’ve bragged of and refered to your work many a time, the knowledge whithin rendering my opponents impotent.
    I’ve more to say but hardly think this would be the place. Sounds like you’ve got a nice crowd going here.
    Too bad I still dont drink.

  8. Have to agree with Lorne, Ray. But I shall refrain from such crappy (not to say obvious) questions as “Did you mix six shots… are only 5?” because, quite frankly, it would be beneath me. And besides, I’m sure that in all the the excitement you kinda lost track yourself.

  9. Agree with Lorne!? My dear Mr. Cochrane, you cannot possibly know how reckless that maneuver is. I once agreed with Lorne — and wound up eating a chipotle grilled-cheese sandwich!

    Now, do you feel lucky, punk?

    Well, do you?

  10. Impetuous, Homeric, informed by the Merchant of Venice. And the guns, should have posted your eHarmony link! However, we prefer the Deleuze Delight.

    Jim and Red

  11. EricDolphy, I found your eHarmony quip — and, for that matter, your entire comment — hilarious and preposterous at the same time.

    Nothing, not even the Douchebag, compares to the Deleuze Delight, which is really incomparable, and which is why I created it just for the two of you.

    And that’s no lie.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  12. Although this film is beautiful, it seriously pales in comparison to the real-life version.
    Get off your damn computers people and go watch Ray’s performance at Ace Gillettes!
    And have a drink while your at it.

  13. Sparkle T is over-complimentary, but she’s right about this: I’m much better in real life.

    Now come have a goddamn drink.

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  15. Subsequent to Ray’s fav. drink, I recommend anyone who finds themself here in the Las Vegas Valley to visit our city’s original punk rock bar; DOUBLE DOWN SALOON, and order a shot of “ASS-JUICE”, garnished with a piece of candy corn…dirty & fun everytime

  16. Hi Chad! It’s good to hear from you. Thanks so much for your “ASS-JUICE” suggestion. It sounds delicious, but of course it’s no Douchebag.

    Did you get the snail-mail package I sent you?

  17. Damn, Ray. You kissing ass, or do you really think ass-juice “sounds delicious”?
    I guess I should talk. I keep thinking I need to stop by for a Douchebag.

  18. Hi Dale. No, I’m not kissing ass, and I don’t really think ass-juice “sounds delicious.” Believe it or not, that was my attempt at humor and facetiousness. I make funny joke, see?

    It’s been too long. Thank you for dropping by.

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