Putting The Cock Back In Cocktail

Ace Gillett’s footage compliments of Levi Thornton at Levi Thornton Films.

34 Comments

  • Redomondo

    December 9, 2010

    Hey Ray!

    Nice work – “poetry in motion” ;-)

    I can’t wait to drop by and have a drink!

  • Sparkle T

    December 9, 2010

    Like Cinnamon Toast, this hits the spot!

  • Nick

    December 9, 2010

    Di-zam, yo! You muddled the hell out of that douchebag!

    And what have you done to the site? It’s anarchy around here!

  • Becca

    December 9, 2010

    I just knew I needed to visit your website today, Ray. And now I feel like I need a drink. :)

  • Ray

    December 9, 2010

    Elbow up, Red. I’ll buy you a drink. (A Cinnamon Toast, eh, Sparkle T? Thank you so much for dropping by.) Red, I love the new website, this article in particular.

  • Ray

    December 9, 2010

    No need to be alarmed, Nicky. Just some minor modifications and revamping — no muddling the hell out of this particular douchebag.

    Becca, my dear, a drink sounds like an epic idea.

    Great article, by the bye.

  • Micky

    December 9, 2010

    Hey, is the former “antisocialist”?
    Its Micky, if it is you, I hope you’re still not angry with me.

  • Micky

    December 9, 2010

    Hey, is the former “antisocialist”?
    Its Micky, if it is you, I hope you’re still not angry with me.
    Have missed your work dearly

  • Lorne barr

    December 9, 2010

    Fray
    The Douchebag is for pussies. Whats with the Eastwood impersonation?

  • BedazzledCrone

    December 9, 2010

    A jazz bar – I’m in love – I’ll join Red for that drink one day

  • dontmesswith

    December 9, 2010

    Ray, this douchebag prefers La Bomb! You make your work look good my friend. Thanks for posting the video. I’ll be down for a drink soon.

  • Ray

    December 10, 2010

    Micky, it is I.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Ray

    December 10, 2010

    See you soon, Bedazzled. Drinks on me.

  • Ray

    December 10, 2010

    Hi Lorne! I think truer words were never spoken than the first part of your sentence, but Eastwood?
    Are you kidding me?

  • BedazzledCrone

    December 10, 2010

    What is wrong with Eastwood? Green-eyed monster, perhaps?

  • Maura

    December 10, 2010

    Very poetic! And I’ll take a raspberry martini! :)

  • Micky

    December 10, 2010

    I’m so happy to of come across you again. I’ve bragged of and refered to your work many a time, the knowledge whithin rendering my opponents impotent.
    I’ve more to say but hardly think this would be the place. Sounds like you’ve got a nice crowd going here.
    Too bad I still dont drink.

  • Ray

    December 10, 2010

    Nothing is wrong with Eastwood, BedazzledCrone. On the contrary, I’m a fan of his. But I’m no Eastwood.

  • Lorne barr

    December 10, 2010

    Ill say, that impersonation was terrible.

  • Lorne Barr

    December 10, 2010

    Why not flash a profile and give em the Brando

  • Derek

    December 11, 2010

    For those of you who doubt ray is a bartender, I have one thing to say…. he is THE bartender.

  • Jean

    December 11, 2010

    Wow…forgot what I am missing at Gillett’s!

  • Dave Cochrane

    December 12, 2010

    Have to agree with Lorne, Ray. But I shall refrain from such crappy (not to say obvious) questions as “Did you mix six shots… are only 5?” because, quite frankly, it would be beneath me. And besides, I’m sure that in all the the excitement you kinda lost track yourself.

  • Ray

    December 13, 2010

    Agree with Lorne!? My dear Mr. Cochrane, you cannot possibly know how reckless that maneuver is. I once agreed with Lorne — and wound up eating a chipotle grilled-cheese sandwich!

    Now, do you feel lucky, punk?

    Well, do you?

  • Ray

    December 13, 2010

    Jean, where have you bean?

  • EricDolphy

    December 17, 2010

    Impetuous, Homeric, informed by the Merchant of Venice. And the guns, should have posted your eHarmony link! However, we prefer the Deleuze Delight.

    Jim and Red

  • Ray

    December 17, 2010

    EricDolphy, I found your eHarmony quip — and, for that matter, your entire comment — hilarious and preposterous at the same time.

    Nothing, not even the Douchebag, compares to the Deleuze Delight, which is really incomparable, and which is why I created it just for the two of you.

    And that’s no lie.

    Thank you for dropping by.

  • Sparkle T

    December 17, 2010

    Although this film is beautiful, it seriously pales in comparison to the real-life version.
    Get off your damn computers people and go watch Ray’s performance at Ace Gillettes!
    And have a drink while your at it.

  • Ray

    December 17, 2010

    Sparkle T is over-complimentary, but she’s right about this: I’m much better in real life.

    Now come have a goddamn drink.

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    December 28, 2010

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  • chad carson

    January 23, 2011

    Subsequent to Ray’s fav. drink, I recommend anyone who finds themself here in the Las Vegas Valley to visit our city’s original punk rock bar; DOUBLE DOWN SALOON, and order a shot of “ASS-JUICE”, garnished with a piece of candy corn…dirty & fun everytime

  • Ray

    January 23, 2011

    Hi Chad! It’s good to hear from you. Thanks so much for your “ASS-JUICE” suggestion. It sounds delicious, but of course it’s no Douchebag.

    Did you get the snail-mail package I sent you?

  • Dale

    January 25, 2011

    Damn, Ray. You kissing ass, or do you really think ass-juice “sounds delicious”?
    I guess I should talk. I keep thinking I need to stop by for a Douchebag.

  • Ray

    January 26, 2011

    Hi Dale. No, I’m not kissing ass, and I don’t really think ass-juice “sounds delicious.” Believe it or not, that was my attempt at humor and facetiousness. I make funny joke, see?

    It’s been too long. Thank you for dropping by.

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