Ace Gillett’s footage compliments of Levi Thornton at Levi Thornton Films.
Putting The Cock Back In Cocktail
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Redomondo
December 9, 2010Hey Ray!
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Nice work – “poetry in motion” ;-)
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I can’t wait to drop by and have a drink!
Sparkle T
December 9, 2010Like Cinnamon Toast, this hits the spot!
Nick
December 9, 2010Di-zam, yo! You muddled the hell out of that douchebag!
And what have you done to the site? It’s anarchy around here!
Becca
December 9, 2010I just knew I needed to visit your website today, Ray. And now I feel like I need a drink. :)
Ray
December 9, 2010Elbow up, Red. I’ll buy you a drink. (A Cinnamon Toast, eh, Sparkle T? Thank you so much for dropping by.) Red, I love the new website, this article in particular.
Ray
December 9, 2010No need to be alarmed, Nicky. Just some minor modifications and revamping — no muddling the hell out of this particular douchebag.
Becca, my dear, a drink sounds like an epic idea.
Great article, by the bye.
Micky
December 9, 2010Hey, is the former “antisocialist”?
Its Micky, if it is you, I hope you’re still not angry with me.
Micky
December 9, 2010Hey, is the former “antisocialist”?
Its Micky, if it is you, I hope you’re still not angry with me.
Have missed your work dearly
Lorne barr
December 9, 2010Fray
The Douchebag is for pussies. Whats with the Eastwood impersonation?
BedazzledCrone
December 9, 2010A jazz bar – I’m in love – I’ll join Red for that drink one day
dontmesswith
December 9, 2010Ray, this douchebag prefers La Bomb! You make your work look good my friend. Thanks for posting the video. I’ll be down for a drink soon.
Ray
December 10, 2010Micky, it is I.
Thank you for dropping by.
Ray
December 10, 2010See you soon, Bedazzled. Drinks on me.
Ray
December 10, 2010Hi Lorne! I think truer words were never spoken than the first part of your sentence, but Eastwood?
Are you kidding me?
BedazzledCrone
December 10, 2010What is wrong with Eastwood? Green-eyed monster, perhaps?
Maura
December 10, 2010Very poetic! And I’ll take a raspberry martini! :)
Micky
December 10, 2010I’m so happy to of come across you again. I’ve bragged of and refered to your work many a time, the knowledge whithin rendering my opponents impotent.
I’ve more to say but hardly think this would be the place. Sounds like you’ve got a nice crowd going here.
Too bad I still dont drink.
Ray
December 10, 2010Nothing is wrong with Eastwood, BedazzledCrone. On the contrary, I’m a fan of his. But I’m no Eastwood.
Lorne barr
December 10, 2010Ill say, that impersonation was terrible.
Lorne Barr
December 10, 2010Why not flash a profile and give em the Brando
Derek
December 11, 2010For those of you who doubt ray is a bartender, I have one thing to say…. he is THE bartender.
Jean
December 11, 2010Wow…forgot what I am missing at Gillett’s!
Dave Cochrane
December 12, 2010Have to agree with Lorne, Ray. But I shall refrain from such crappy (not to say obvious) questions as “Did you mix six shots… are only 5?” because, quite frankly, it would be beneath me. And besides, I’m sure that in all the the excitement you kinda lost track yourself.
Ray
December 13, 2010Agree with Lorne!? My dear Mr. Cochrane, you cannot possibly know how reckless that maneuver is. I once agreed with Lorne — and wound up eating a chipotle grilled-cheese sandwich!
Now, do you feel lucky, punk?
Well, do you?
Ray
December 13, 2010Jean, where have you bean?
EricDolphy
December 17, 2010Impetuous, Homeric, informed by the Merchant of Venice. And the guns, should have posted your eHarmony link! However, we prefer the Deleuze Delight.
Jim and Red
Ray
December 17, 2010EricDolphy, I found your eHarmony quip — and, for that matter, your entire comment — hilarious and preposterous at the same time.
Nothing, not even the Douchebag, compares to the Deleuze Delight, which is really incomparable, and which is why I created it just for the two of you.
And that’s no lie.
Thank you for dropping by.
Sparkle T
December 17, 2010Although this film is beautiful, it seriously pales in comparison to the real-life version.
Get off your damn computers people and go watch Ray’s performance at Ace Gillettes!
And have a drink while your at it.
Ray
December 17, 2010Sparkle T is over-complimentary, but she’s right about this: I’m much better in real life.
Now come have a goddamn drink.
sex
December 28, 2010Useful blog website, keep me personally through searching it, I am seriously interested to find out another recommendation of it.
chad carson
January 23, 2011Subsequent to Ray’s fav. drink, I recommend anyone who finds themself here in the Las Vegas Valley to visit our city’s original punk rock bar; DOUBLE DOWN SALOON, and order a shot of “ASS-JUICE”, garnished with a piece of candy corn…dirty & fun everytime
Ray
January 23, 2011Hi Chad! It’s good to hear from you. Thanks so much for your “ASS-JUICE” suggestion. It sounds delicious, but of course it’s no Douchebag.
Did you get the snail-mail package I sent you?
Dale
January 25, 2011Damn, Ray. You kissing ass, or do you really think ass-juice “sounds delicious”?
I guess I should talk. I keep thinking I need to stop by for a Douchebag.
Ray
January 26, 2011Hi Dale. No, I’m not kissing ass, and I don’t really think ass-juice “sounds delicious.” Believe it or not, that was my attempt at humor and facetiousness. I make funny joke, see?
It’s been too long. Thank you for dropping by.
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